Sand Trap

Delilah gave Sampson a major haircut, reducing the world’s strongest man to a wheat grinder. Tiger Woods just gat a trim. So sad.

Golf’s golden boy won championships and millions of dollars only to buy a boxcar load of one night stands. He committed himself totally to playing the game, never cheating on a score card. It’s a shame his wife and children meant so much less.

  An old saying among band members of well known stars rings true – “If you enjoy an artist never, never, never get to know them.”

  Tiger won trophies and “easy street” money – and now that his half-dozen mistresses are gone he quit the game.

  Guess the whole world knows why Tiger Woods played golf.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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